Beckham is a clutz

So David Beckham managed to play, like, two games for the Los Angeles Galaxy before bowing out with an injury. Injury prone isn't the phrase I'd use to describe Beckham.

Waste of bloody money seems more appropriate.

LUNCH: fried egg on toast

Vick takes his medicine

So Michael Vick decided to plead guilty to a few charges in relation to the dogfighting case he was connected to.

And now he's been suspended - indefinitely - from the NFL.

Great way to end your career, Mike.

LUNCH: smoked turkey with edam

Poor little twerps

So the Canadian Little League team - from White Rock and South Surrey, B.C. - have washed out of the Little League World Series. Nice efforts, I'm sure, but the game that killed them was a loss to Curacao.

Let me put this into perspective for you.

Population of Curacao: 192,000

Population of Canada: 31,720,240

You get where I'm going with this, right?

The photo here, of Tony Tabor and Evan Douglas, says it all.

Too bad, fellas.

LUNCH: leftover pasta with tomato sauce